TURKEY IS ORGASMIC/I WANA BONE LINDSAY LOHAN

So what's up.... WOw, I am piassed (no, I meant to spell it that way) that break is almost done. I feel like it just started... guess time flies when you're not writing papers and eating soggy watered down pizza in the dining hall. I'd tell you exactly what I ate last night (THANKSGIVING) but it would be at least 5 paragraphs... Let's just say I had 3 rounds of turkey and mashed potatoes drenched in a TSUNAMI of gravy, 5 different cakes, stuffing and much much more. I feel like I'm describing a NOW! 22 cd, Ashlee Simpson, Usher and MUCH MUCH More... what a queer reference.

Anyway, flew back on Friday (THANK GOD, cause I am SO sick of everything on my ipod, if I were to be on a bus, I would have shot someone in the face. I think at this point I have maybe 6 songs on the ipod I can listen to without wanting to kill myself. Maybe 7.) Plane was small as shit, each time I got up, I kept banging my head. The flight time was a little less than an hour... Haha, what a waste of a plane. I friggin LOVE airports though. They're so fun with their magazine stands and food courts, candy shops, bootleg vendors, arcade games around every corner, random security checks of everyone who looks ethnic... crazy announcements, runways... shit man, awesome!

Got back in Friday and just crashed, fell asleep in the middle of watching TV, that's how tired I was. Saturday, slept MAJORly late, convinced myself I was gonna write a paper that day... I still haven't written the paper. Went to see Harry Potter that night. What a good movie that was. It's intense, but each time I see a Harry Potter movie I can't help but feel like they left out most of the book. I guess they got all the good stuff though and it was pretty crazy.

Sun-Wed--- chilled with a buncha friends and did a lotta stand-up in the city (new york... I always wondered if "the city" is New York anywhere you go, or if you're in Pennslyvania if the city is Philly... someone comment to tell me? No you won't CAUSE NO ONE FUCKING COMMENTS ON THIS SHIT and now I'm gonna get a bad grade cause of that. SAY SOMETHING! fyi-this is for a class... COMMENT) Anyway, did that, now I have bookd shows coming up in NYC that you should go see, theyre all during winter break so ppl will be around, ask me about it, theres like 4 as of now, ask me when they are.

Thursday was Thanksgiving, which is a glorious holiday cause it's all about eating and football and turkeys.... ohhh yeah. I was so full and tired from all the food that I just crashed out and watched JINGLE ALL THE WAY which in my opinion is quite possibly the best holiday movie ever made. "TURBO MAN ARGGGRGRG" Haha, the governor of cali makin' a fool of himself. Friday... biggest shopping day of the year, wish I went to a mall, but I woke up too late to even come within 100 cars of parking, so whatever. Went to some random brunch reception thing at my high school, saw basically everyone from the senior class, ate a few bagels, left. Chillin now, about to go out and party, so yeah that's all for now.

Underrated thing of the day: PIE
explanation--- see, CAKE is the heavy hitter in the dessert category. Everyone loves and respects cake. No one truly understands or graps the essence that is PIE. Often overlooked and pushed aside, pie is one of the best foods ever, especially apple, but any pie will do. So the next time someone asks you if you want some cake, say "Nay, I am simply a pie man!"
Although I personally like cake better.

peace out